Ek dost ne sardar se poocha “yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta.”
Sardar “yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do.”
4 hightech sardar inventions:
–Solar powered torch
–Book on how to read
–Pedal powered wheel chair.
Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what
—To avoid side effect!!!
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Sardar ne naukar se bola pedho ko pani dal.
Naukar bola “sahib barish ho rahi hai”
sardar : abe budhu chatri pakdke dal na”.
Man:sardarji where were u born?
man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab”.
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. “Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar,” he says, ” it says here, ‘Answer the following questions in brief’.”
Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke
—Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, “Oy, ye Maruti wale pagal hain, aage jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain,
Aur pichhe jaane waaste sirf ik?”
Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha “akal badhi ya bhais ”
Sardar bola “sir pehle date of birth to batao”.
Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door bcoz it was an entrance exam.
Banta’s son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.
Take me to the 10th floor,’ said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise building.
When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, ‘The 10th floor, beta.’
‘Why did you call me beta?’ demanded Banta Singh. ‘I am not your son.’
‘I called you beta because I brought you up,’ replied the liftman.
Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
santa: he is not studying they r studying him.
Sex our sardarji was filling up an application form For a job. He promptly filled the columns titled name, age, address etc.
Then he the column sex. He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote thrice a week. On seeing this in his apply. Form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either male or female. Again our sardar thought for a long time before coming up with the answer preferably females.