There is a general feeling in the public  that IIT students are  found unassumingly lost in thought almost all the  time. And girls fare no better  in this respect. So let us see what a Non  IITain may face when he marries girl from this campus.
SCENE: First night of the marriage.
CHARACTERS: IIT Bride and Non IIT Groom.

The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes  to kiss her. So let us  see what  would be her reaction…

GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS:
Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me  with respect to me or  with respect  to you. First define how you are going to  kiss. You can kiss me by  treating  me in the same reference frame as you are  or treating me in a different  inertial frame by producing waves of motion  through your lips. How  do  you  prefer?
The guy faints.

GIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:
Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided  you satisfy the following conditions :
Necessary conditions: You should be close  to me by a distance delta where delta is greater than zero and the limit  for delta tends to zero and you  satisfy the closure property.
Sufficient conditions: You should have lips. Where the number of  lips is neither more than two nor less  than two. You can also kiss by defining  your hand to be me if and  only if  you satisfy the above conditions.
the guy goes mad.

GIRL FROM Computer Science
You want to kiss me. That is fine I assume that you know the algorithm for that very well. But you have to complete the process within 56.22 seconds or else connection will be timed out. To optimize the timing lets do parallel processing. As we have to discuss about our future and other things, let us do the process of discussion foreground and why can’t you put the process of Kissing background?
The guy applies for divorce.

Girl from Electronics Engineering:
So you would like to kiss me. The process of kissing is an age old communication process. The information content of the signal transmitted from one pair of lips to the other is more if the probability of the event (of kissing) is less. Hence take care. If you want a successful communication between us, you should kiss me less often. If the information content is to be infinite, you should never kiss me at all!

The guy is found hanging from fan next day.