Batch Profile
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Hamere derived class jis ka inheritance degree hai 16 : Jahir sahab
Range bahut bada hai, there are several levels (16) of inheritances and the final derived class has assorted methods
Hamare data dictionary: Ashwini
Allows scope for high performance queries, has brought into existence a new kind of buffering, can anyone name it …
Hamere exception raiser : Sumanth
Applies widening cast to the range of exceptions
Hamere static variable of type smile: Tirtha
If there is a possibility of having a scope extending the life time of the variable for period immortal period then this is the variable to be declared
Hamare polymorphic method : naveen dr
Hamare pointer : ramcharan
Hamare redifining clause: Jameel
There is class and 2 objects with the same name are to be derived from it , Prove it
Hamare doubt method n Exception thrower : Manish
Doubt method gets executed even before the class topic gets instantiated and the exceptions are thrown at a much higher frequency
Hamere Internal Table : Sandhya
Contains data during runtime
Mar 10 Courtesy : Multilevel Inherited Jahir Bhai
Hamare Dilip Kumar – Sayarabanu ki yaad maine tadap te rahe…!!!
Hamare Naveen Kumar (Dr) – Right Person, Right Time but wrong place ..!! Yoga karte rahiyegaji
Hamare Naveen P S – Bhaut hi Umda Adami, Hazaro maine ek
Hamare Kalyan – Koshishen Aksar Kamyab Hoti Hain
Hamari Sandhyaji – Hamari Batch ki Ronak, App Aye Bahar Aai
By: Jahir on June 28, 2007
at 6:19 am
ok lets look at dis
one fine day in siemens abap class (batch 29thjan till 2nd march)
all good good students..(every body except sana) r present in d class….
mr faculty makes his entry…wid loads of tissues…he needs them even in dis season……logs i straight into orkut n his so called official mails…..
he opens d book…n looks at naveen kumar(doctor babu)…n says aaj bohot acidity ho gaya hai…naveen kumar says “hum aapko batahi dethe hain..aap khana khana hi chod dijiye…do din hamare bihar ka sathu ek glass paani me ghol ke pi lijiye phir batayege”…dilip sittin right next to naveen says “chaliye sir lets continue aaj teen chapter khatam karna hai….
knock knock…der…sana makes her entry..she sticks to d late entry policy…somebody has told her that she will be noticed if she makes late entry ….she doesnt make an eye contact et all with faculty…just blurts out a sorry n runs to her seat..
sir says..chalo lets learn bout widenin cast…n there sumanth shoots his question first….whatever the question may be…mr faculty keeps readin the sentence from the book and keeps sayin this is widenin cast…sumanth and all of us are totally confused..and there we hear manish sayin frm his desk..”sir khabar padi nai”….”show me wid example”…faculty justy wants to flee the room..hes not sure on how to show it practically…
discussion goes on..and frm right behind ashwinis seat we hear kalyan sayin…”sir aage chaliye nahi tho aaj topic khatam nahi hoga”..he knows that this is the wisest thing to do…
so the faculty before movin to next topic…reads that topic once again and say aloud..” clear, alliskla(german)…” and there is a biiiig silence in the class..ram says “sir can u explain this topic in detail”..then dilip miyan gets up from his seat and says sir i can explain on the board…and he heads toward the board…draws a biig diagram and explain…then our naveen ps also joins him…adds more light to the topic..and at the end of it our faculty says “this is what i have been explaining”….
god knows hw many paid proper attention in class…but there is one girl on first bench who has been chewing her nails and listenin to all this properly(aashwini)…she is busy makin a note of whatever has been explained..at the end of it she asks sana “did u understand this topic”…and sana who has just woken up from her dreamworld says “ya kind of…i just need to go home and go thru this once”..
again the class is silent..n there…tirtha gets up frm his seat n goes out of the class..hes wearing that tensed look on his face..sir heads toward jameel he has a doubt…sir tries to explain to him…and leaves his tissues on jameels table and returns…tirtha has come back in with chai n biscuits(he always keeps enough stock of biscuits…it keeps him awake in d class)…and as soon as tirtha settles down..we hear jameel scream out…sir this is is ur property(tissues)…the whole class bursts out laughin…
faculty doesnt intend to leave that topic…he is now tryin to implement it practically in full josh…but kaam nahi kar raha hai…that is when our Big B (jhahair bhai) just says one sentence and clears all doubts…just makes everybody realise that how simple the topic was..n then he heads toward the door sayin he needs a break..(“cigarette maar ke aatha hoon”)…faculty understands where he was wrong….he just declares a break
*****************guys this was just for fun……forgive me if i have hurt anybody’s feelings*******************************
love u all
sana..
By: Sana on June 28, 2007
at 6:43 am